Has anyone else seen the AP article about Microsoft's bid to acquire the Catholic Church?

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it will be the first time a computer software company has acquired a major world religion.

"We expect a lot of growth in the religious market in the next five to ten years," said Gates. "The combined resources of MICROSOFT and the Catholic Church will allow us to make religion easier and more fun for a broader range of people."

Through the MICROSOFT Network, the company's new on-line service, "we will make the sacraments available on-line for the first time" and revive the popular pre-Counter-Reformation practice of selling indulgences, said Gates. "You can get Communion, confess your sins, receive absolution -- even reduce your time in Purgatory -- all without leaving your home."

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Is Microsoft Flight Simulator X Online Multiplayer Free?

I am getting Microsoft Flight Simulator X Standard Edition next week and I don't know if Online Multiplayer is Free!!!

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In the war between google and microsoft... who is the last winner?

in the war between google and microsoft... who is the last winner?

do u thing microsoft gonna finsh all google's dreams or google will do it with microsoft!

and when you predicted , plz say that what will happen to yahoo!

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I think Google is better in search, mail and hosting.

But Microsoft is better in other thing like softwares, operating systems Only.

Regards,

Tom Clark

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MS is a MS
Yahoo will manage to dredge along like it always has. Goggle all tho it is the hot thing right now nobody goes up against billy gates and lives to tell the story. He stole source code to get where he is so you know he will use any trick nessary to crush his rivals.

Can Microsoft Word & Excel be copied?

I just bought a new PC, my old PC had Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Power Point) on it, I don't have the data CD to install on my new PC.

Do you know if there is any way I can copy at least Word %26 Excel to my new PC from the old one?

Thanks for help!

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Nope, you have to install it again. Try Open Office, this is a better, free alternative to Microsoft Office (which is not free). It has Word and Excel programs.

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I don't think so, but check out this site.
Copy all folder about word and exel and copy Registry ket of them (start %26gt;%26gt;run%26gt;%26gt;regedit)
use a direct cable - and go to your transfer wizard and transfer everything to your new computer
Unfortunately, MS Offfice installed softwares can not be copied to external means..!! If you need help, pl email me..!!
nope..u'll have..to buy it again..or...find the cd...see..even if u find the file..and..put..on a flash/thumb drive..and put it in..your computer it wont..run..now...if..u still have cd key..u can..go to http://www.microsoft.com and.....download it again..and use that cd key
You need an original CD to copy the program. Ask a friend for the cd, and copy it. Or just use his cd to install it in your pc.

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no

Not from Bill Gates

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Can Microsoft Office 2000 run on a macbook?

I'm getting a new Macbook this coming fall, however, I'd like to have the microsoft programs on my new Mac. With the CD I have, can I install Office 2000? Or does the macbook already come with a version of Excel, Word, etc.?

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You will need a Mac version of Microsoft office. Not the windows version.

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PCs and Macs have their own specific software versions. Here is a list for Macs.

http://www.shop.com/0-~Microsoft+Office+...
First off, as others have said, you need the Mac version, unless you plan to use Apple's Bootcamp or Parallels, both of which require a copy of Windows (read more here: http://www.macworld.com/2006/04/features... ). What I would suggest is just downloading NeoOffice, which is a open-source alternative to Microsoft Office (http://www.neooffice.org/neojava/en/inde... .) Also, your Macbook will have a trial of Office and iWork pre-installed, I believe.
Unless you have an intel MAC that allows dual boot to Windows, you cannot install the Windows version.

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If you want to move completely away from Microsoft products, you could look into other operating systems. Some cost money (like Mac OS X) and some are free:

http://www.sun.com/software/solaris/get....

http://www.ubuntu.com/

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